April 11th, 2010

I just hope the dancers have the same detailing as the cars…

April 10th, 2010

March 6th, 2010

If not it would be a good skill to use as ice breakers for awkward conversations like:

I’m going to be on 16 and Pregnant!

I’m sleeping with your brother!

Stop Eating, You’re already Fat!

99% Rufi Free!

March 4th, 2010

The free hors douvres unfortunately have to be picked out of his moustache.

March 3rd, 2010

Let me take a moment to introduce you to from left to right (Who am I kidding, I have no idea)

Gogog Bloodthroat – Vocals & Power Presence (Likes to Light Cats on Fire)

Oog Skullbasher – Drums & Other Bangings (Got kicked out of band camp for constant masterbation)

Cretos Filthgrinder – Filthy Leads & Crushing Guitars ( Hasn’t showered in weeks)

Hulg ElfR.I.P.per – Crunchy Guitars & Brain Feasts  (Likes Scrapbooking)

Gronk! – Bass, with real dwarfgut strings & Shamanism (Weed Dealer)

February 19th, 2010

Couldn’t we all be psychics if we had a third eye in our belly button?  Maybe he was given the powers by having the perfect number of gothic tattoos!

February 19th, 2010

I’m confused… is the kitten the teacher, the mascot, or just another example of an incredibly poorly executed google image search?

February 14th, 2010

This would also explain what happened to WWE wrestler Chyna…

February 14th, 2010

February 10th, 2010

Only a certain type of person can carry off a Kitten T-shirt… this is not one of those people